Comments on: Lamar, the crash test dummy…

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:12:50 +0000

Moonshine,
Telephone records are subject to subpoena, if need be. Wonderful things, telephone records and subpoenies.

By: Moonshine

Moonshine — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 14:14:33 +0000

Ouch…Painful blog! I was rearended yesterday by a Cell Phone Idiot who claimed “the sun got in his eyes” and he didn’t see the line of cars stopped for a left turn. I would swear that he was quickly erasing his “Recent Calls” list before the police showed up.

By: Shra

Shra — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 11:23:23 +0000

And Unca Rastus is the very first victim of my brand new taser!!!
Zaaaaaaaaaaap!!!

By: wheelz

wheelz — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:38:39 +0000

THE WHITE HATS DID IT! Johnson has the pictures.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 20:46:22 +0000

Yeah see that’s another thing Lamar messed up! It’s supposed to be 88mph. Not 80, not 38.4. In the words of the immortal Biff; “Hellllo McFly!”

Why is there a swimming pool under the car?

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 16:20:55 +0000

My Electric Slide reference didn’t make it past Mr. Spam Filter? Hmm… he must not like attending weddings.

No Lamar it’s 1.21 Jiggawatts, not 64 Kilowatts! And really, why would you want to time travel in a taxi anyway?

By: Shra

Shra — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 13:16:18 +0000

Lol!! That foot falling asleep line was brilliant, Mr.B!

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:23:41 +0000

Gotta hand it to the Volvo guys, after hearing about how BMW had one of their cars stolen, they figured they’d use a crashed vehicle as their demo model. If someone steals it they can claim insurance, insisting that the car was in perfect working condition.

They can also put crash test dummies into slinky silver suits and drape them over the car, in place of using actual human beings.

Sneaky. Cheap, but sneaky.

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:22:40 +0000

You’re having a very good week, Onedoor…

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:19:59 +0000

Lamar brought the Demo Derby to the Auto Show! Woo hoo!

In this tight economy, some banquet halls are closing. To fill the gap, funeral homes are now renting out space for weddings, proms and parties. I guess the death panel isn’t working up to snuff or the funeral homes wouldn’t have the free time. Anyhow, if the proms are going to be held at a funeral home, will the kids want to go in a hearse instead of a limo? Lamar could get a job as a driver if proms do take a turn for the hearse.