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Ma, do you do my shorts on hot, or warm?
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Hey Ma, my clothes seem different somehow. Are you using a new laundry detergent?
No. Same detergent.
Hmmmm. New fabric softener?
No. Same fabric softener.
I just can’t figure it out. Seems like when you do the laundry in the summer, it comes out a little better. Oh well, can I make a small suggestion?
Sure, Mister Fancy Lifestyle Starbucks Coffee Hotshot Ladies’ Man Complain About Everything. What is your suggestion?
When you stack the blocks of ice laundry in my room can you please put ‘em closer to my icepick?
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A woman uses a stick to rinse her laundry in an ice hole at Siverskoye lake in the town of Kirillov, some 300 miles north of Moscow, January 17, 2011. REUTERS/Mikhail Voskresensky
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You are spending a lot of time in Russia these days, Mr.B…
Say, what’s the deal?
I’m personally offering the services of my own washing machine to anyone who has to do their laundry like that, because it has got to be miserable like that!
The only way to make that look worse is to add Eugene crawling out of the laundry pond. I hear he likes cold water.
It does look horrid. She is pretty talented, though. She has to make certain the laundry is rinsed before it gets waterlogged and sinks to the bottom of the lake. If she had someone to help her, she could stretch the sheets out and they’d freeze wrinkle free.
Ok, when is someone going to ask if they rinse their shorts in Skivyskoye Lake?
Suppose you were rinsing fishnet stockings and caught a fish in them? Would you be fined for il-leg-al fishing?
The poor soul. She should just let the damn clothes and things sink to the bottom of the lake, and she never have to wash them again.
So much for “Goodbye Blue Monday!”
Jeez, Slick, you seem to be quite the little homemaker.
What a catch your poor hubby got!
@Onedoor, do they rinse their shorts in Skivyskoye Lake?
That’s Vlad’s laundry, you know.
Imma let you finish the laundry, but Mrs. Kwest says that the top-loaders are so old school…
Well, BG, Slick has a point… just more reason for shopping!!!!
@KWest … top-loaders, LOL! :-0
@KWest, that’s the comment of the day in my opinion!
Hats off to KWest, indeed….