Ma, do you do my shorts on hot, or warm?
Hey Ma, my clothes seem different somehow. Are you using a new laundry detergent?
No. Same detergent.
Hmmmm. New fabric softener?
No. Same fabric softener.
I just can’t figure it out. Seems like when you do the laundry in the summer, it comes out a little better. Oh well, can I make a small suggestion?
Sure, Mister Fancy Lifestyle Starbucks Coffee Hotshot Ladies’ Man Complain About Everything. What is your suggestion?
When you stack the blocks of ice laundry in my room can you please put ‘em closer to my icepick?
A woman uses a stick to rinse her laundry in an ice hole at Siverskoye lake in the town of Kirillov, some 300 miles north of Moscow, January 17, 2011. REUTERS/Mikhail Voskresensky