I stick my neck out for nobody…
Blog Guy, you’ve helped lots of people with unusual fashion needs, and I hope you can do something for me. I’m an attractive woman who was born with no neck.
You mean you have a very short neck, right?
No. I have no visible neck whatever. Damnedest thing you ever saw. Just a torso with a head on it. I mean, I can’t even look left and right at traffic lights.
I have no idea where to buy chic outfits. I’d shrug my shoulders for emphasis now, but of course I can’t.
Well, there was one guy at a big fashion show in Brazil last week who seems to design for you neck-challenged gals.
Wow, thank you so much, Blog Guy! I hate to ask for anything more, but I also need to buy a new metal lunchbox.
Looks like he can help you with that one, too….
Woo-hoo! Blog Guy, you’re the VERY BEST! I’m gonna be a no-neck knockout!
A model presents a creation from Lucas Nascimento’s collection during Fashion Rio Winter 2011 in Rio de Janeiro, January 15, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker