News, but not the serious kind
Fashion creations to die for?
Okay Lamar, business hasn’t picked up at all, so I hope you REALLY saved money on today’s fashion show. We’re just about broke.
Don’t worry, Boss, this one is practically a freebie.
For starters, the dress we’re showing was made entirely with 40 starched linen napkins and some super-glue. The model was a really good sport.
I hope this venue you rented wasn’t expensive. It’s kind of giving me the creeps.
That’s the best part, boss! We got the place for free, if you can believe that!
Free? Why was it free, Lamar?
Oh, there’s a crazy story about this place being haunted by some model that died on the runway and now she comes back to eat the still-beating heart of anybody who uses the place, if you can believe claptrap like that…
That’s pretty darned nutty, Lamar.
Say, I think I left my trail mix in the car, so I’m going out for a while. You hold the fort, you hear?
A model presents a creation by Lever Couture at the Berlin Fashion Week Autumn/Winter 2011 in Berlin, January 19, 2011. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz
A model presents a creation from O Estudio’s collection during the Fashion Rio Winter 2011 in Rio de Janeiro, January 15, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker