The sound of family getting closer…
Blog Guy, it’s me, the private detective you hired to track down your birth family when you found out you were adopted. I have great news for you!
I’ve found your family and I’m sending photos of your closest relatives, including your two brothers, in this picture at the top.
Needless to say, your entire birth family, the Fekrats, were thrilled to learn you are alive and well and don’t plan to bring charges against them.
I know you’re full of questions, Blog Guy.
Generally speaking, the Fekrats tend to shout quite a lot, and love to talk endlessly about the weather, reality shows, the highway system, duct tape and accordion music.
Your birth brothers enjoy football and cheese, and are not very big on wearing shirts.
I showed them your blog, which they said was “really fricking lame,” but they also said, “Give us a week with that guy and we’ll have him shouting with cheese on his head for sure!”
The big surprise is, the whole Fekrat clan is coming in a group to visit you at your home.
I know you’ll want to clear your schedule and make up for lost time with them.
Don’t worry about watching for them. Believe me, you’ll hear them coming.
Top: Chicago Bears fans cheer prior to the NFL’s NFC Championship football game against the Green Bay Packers in Chicago, January 23, 2011. REUTERS/ Darren Hauck
Right: Actress and singer Lio reacts as she arrives on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival May 24, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard
Left: A pro-government supporter sticks out her tongue in Havana April 25, 2010. REUTERS/Enrique De La Osa
Bottom right: A race-goer cheers at the Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne November 2, 2010. REUTERS/Mick Tsikas