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January 25, 2011

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Blog Guy, it’s me, the private detective you hired to track down your birth family when you found out you were adopted. I have great news for you!

FILM-CANNES/I’ve found your family and I’m sending photos of your closest relatives, including your two brothers, in this picture at the top.

Needless to say, your entire birth family, the Fekrats, were thrilled to learn you are alive and well and don’t plan to bring charges against them.

I know you’re full of questions, Blog Guy.

Generally speaking, the Fekrats tend to shout quite a lot, and love to talk endlessly about the weather, reality shows, the highway system, duct tape and accordion music.

adoption cuba 240Your birth brothers enjoy football and cheese, and are not very big on wearing shirts.

I showed them your blog, which they said was “really fricking lame,” but they also said, “Give us a week with that guy and we’ll have him shouting with cheese on his head for sure!”

The big surprise is, the whole Fekrat clan is coming in a group to visit you at your home.

adoption melbourne 240I know you’ll want to clear your schedule and make up for lost time with them.

Don’t worry about watching for them. Believe me, you’ll hear them coming.

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Top: Chicago Bears fans cheer prior to the NFL’s NFC Championship football game against the Green Bay Packers in Chicago, January 23, 2011. REUTERS/ Darren Hauck

Right: Actress and singer Lio reacts as she arrives on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival May 24, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard

Left: A pro-government supporter sticks out her tongue in Havana April 25, 2010. REUTERS/Enrique De La Osa

Bottom right: A race-goer cheers at the Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne November 2, 2010. REUTERS/Mick Tsikas

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Wow! Your family! Though it appears the lovely Hulga is the quietest of them.

Are the cheese hats insulated? Is the paint? Or do guys that stand shirtless in the cold imbibe enough anti-freeze prior to the game not to care?

Wow! Your family! Just made me love mine that much more:)

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Hey Mr. F. I will go ahead and change the logo on the BT-69s to FekAir. At least it already has the orange and blue paint scheme! It’s like you already knew.. hmmmm…:D

http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/20 10/05/11/flying-high-with-my-secret-care er/

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Does this mean you wouldnt blog on weekends, coz your cheesy brothers would take you to shout at a football game?
Would that mean I get weekends off from commenting?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

No Shra, it means I’ll let members of my family take over the blog on weekends, and you still have to comment.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

BG and Cam are related? Wow!

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

So, I guess that means still no Taser-Free Weekends.

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive
 

Oh that will make weekend commenting that much easier Mr. F. Every comment would just be “Are you ready for some footbaaaaaalllll? Woooooo OMG yeeeeaahhhh! Gimme two beers! Ar’you kidding me fuggedabouddit!”

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Hey! That’s JustCam’s sister!

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

I’m SO relieved, Mr. F: this means Lamar is not your blood relative.

Posted by ladylala | Report as abusive
 

If I dont get a break, neither do you, Moonshine…

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