News, but not the serious kind
The warm, buttery, gooey diet?
Blog Guy, my friend told me about a big new miracle diet. I’m skeptical because it seems so unusual, but I thought I’d ask you.
I’m guessing you mean that Cinnabon Diet.
Yes! That’s it! Does it really work?
It must. Look at the women in these pictures. See how pretty their faces are? Great legs, nice arms…
All they’ve had to eat for six months are swirly, delicious, buttery, warm-from-the-oven Cinnabons. Morning, noon and night.
Gosh, it IS a miracle diet! Still, I can’t help noticing their hips look just a tad, you know…
Sure, you’re bound to have a very slight enlargement of the hips and stomach, and maybe even the butt, when you’re cramming yeasty cinnamon rolls with cream cheese icing down your cake-hole nonstop, day after day.
That’s why these fashion models here are covering up the slight bulges with a professional trick of the trade.
What trick? Tell me!
The classic little black dress. See, you barely even noticed.
Models present creations by French designer Stephane Rolland as part of his Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2011 fashion show in Paris, January 25, 2011. REUTERS/Charles Platiau