How would you like to meet this bozo?
Blog Guy, whatever happened to your Dumbass of the Month? You haven’t given the award for some time now.
I know, sorry, but I am in a position to name one for February.
Really? But it’s only February 3.
Yeah, but no one is gonna beat this guy.
It seems some hunter whose dream was to shoot an elephant has sued a travel company after it sent him to a part of Africa where he said there were no elephants to be found.
For their part, the travel agency insists there ARE elephants where they sent him, adding somewhat cryptically that he “should have seen elephant excrement there.”
Can you imagine a moron whose big dream is to kill an elephant? But he can’t find one even though they’re like enormous, and his travel agent is like, “What’s that smelly stuff on your shoes, dude?”
So where is the awards ceremony?
Here in Washington, on the Elephant Trail at the National Zoo. The hunter won’t be armed, of course, and I hope the animals have heard all about him.
What did the guy say when you invited him to the Dumbass of the Month Awards?
He said it’s an honor just to be nominated, and asked if he’d get to meet Charlie Sheen.
Top: Tourists watch elephants drinking in the Chobe River delta, which connects with the Zambezi River at the meeting point between Botswana, Namibia, Zambia and Zimbabwe March 28, 1998. REUTERS/Howard Burditt
Right: Kandula (L), a 4-year-old baby Sri Lankan elephant, holds his mother Shanthi’s trunk during the annual [post-Halloween "Pumpkin Stomp"] for the elephants that live at the National Zoo in Washington, November 8, 2005. REUTERS/Jim Bourg
Left: A Japanese buyer inspects elephant tusks in the Ivory Store at Zimbabwe’s National Parks Headquarters, April 12, 1999. REUTERS/Howard Burditt