When designers stay up past bedtime…
Um, Blog Guy, you write about fashion real good. We are two very famous designers, and we would like to have you cover our new clothes and stuff. Okay?
Sure. If you’re really big designers, I’ll see your creations at one of the big international shows.
Oh. We can’t make it to those shows, so we’re sending you professional photos from an iPhone. Please use them in your blog.
Ah. Yeah, the pictures just arrived. Looking at these, I’m going to guess you guys are what, 12 years old, and you did this with Photoshop because girls won’t talk to you?
No! We are real designers! Why don’t you believe us?
Because these are the most infantile creations I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot. If you’re legit, then maybe I could visit your studio tomorrow?
Tomorrow is no good, we have a math test. I mean, we’re meeting with big buyers.
Well, maybe some other time. What are your names, so I can watch for your label?
Names? Uh, we’re Bud Weiser, and um, Chris P. Bacon… That’s right…
Cool. I’m so sorry I ever doubted you, Mr. Weiser and Mr. Bacon…
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Models present creations from Neon’s collection during Sao Paulo Fashion Week Winter 2011, January 29, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker