Yeah baby, I used to be famous!

February 8, 2011


Psssssssssst! Blog Guy, it’s me!

elephant man japan 180Wally? My old roommate from the Witness Protection Program?

No, you dimwit, I’m The Elephant Man! I was famous when my movie came out, back in 1980, and I’d like some of your fashion advice. I want to start hitting the singles bar scene, but I need a hip wardrobe.

Ah, that empty oat bag over your head and the stupid floppy cap aren’t making it any more, huh?

You know, Blog Guy, I am not an animal! I am a human being!

Yeah, yeah, save it for the chicks at the bar, okay? I suggest you check out this outfit from a recent international fashion show. Gold lamé, fancy eye slits…

SPAIN/That’s perfect! It will bring out my best features!

Exactly. And, if there ever is a MRS. Elephant Man, here on the left is a little number for her, too.

Great! I’m heading over there now to grab everything I can!

Be sure to take your trunk.

Now that was just a cruel thing to say, Blog Guy…

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A model presents a creation from Alexandre Herchcovitch’s collection during Sao Paulo Fashion week Winter 2011 in Sao Paulo, February 2, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker

A model presents a creation from Schipper/Argues collection at the 080 Barcelona Fashion show February 2, 2011. REUTERS/Albert Gea

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Before I became permanently blind after seeing that gold lame cover-ur-face-upper, I would have liked to know what that second pic is about…

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Spin: first photo really does look like a snakeskin covered gas mask. It’s ruining the nice foil/space blanket jacket look.

Second photo: the model’s mom is in the first row telling the woman next to her “She has such a pretty face if she’d just pull her hair back out of her eyes.”

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The model in the bottom pic, that’s a dude! Look at his shoulder and bicep tone. I mean he’s not the dudeliest of dudes, but it’s a dude. So is the model in the top pic. The dude on the poster though is a chick.

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Ouch! That second model looks like her life-preserver is giving her a serious neck wedgie.

Why is it when I look at the first one I keep thinking of Ned kelly?

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That’s my sister????

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They. Are. All. Dudes.

This one is a dude.. 11/01/26/the-warm-buttery-gooey-diet/

Only dude deers have antlers.. 10/12/09/yeah-it-makes-your-butt-look-bi g-worst-womens-fashions-of-the-year/

Hulga is dudelier than a lot of dudes.. 10/10/21/remember-the-name-hulga-fekrat/

Unca seems to think the one is pink is a dude which I am more inclined to agree with these days since she/he did in fact marry a chic.. 10/03/26/why-are-these-bikini-models-rom ping/

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Mr B, do you see what gender-identity confusion you’ve unleashed among your readers? When we can’t even see if the models are wearing lipstick, how can we possibly tell dudes from dudettes? I mean, it’s not like we can come close and smell perfume or anything. It would be only sportsmanlike of you to give a hint.

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Bottom pic reminded me of the Juggernaut from X-Men… must be related!

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I think some here might like those outfits today and tonight: Wind chills of -15 Fahrenheit today and -25 tonight. I’m glad I like cold weather.

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@fwd: Yep. Prince, too. More eyeliner than I ever wear!

@Doc: That is beyond cold, or in this case, below cold.

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@ Spin: Your cruel taunts can’t hurt me; I’m under Unca’s “Protection Thingy”.

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