Yeah baby, I used to be famous!
Psssssssssst! Blog Guy, it’s me!
Wally? My old roommate from the Witness Protection Program?
No, you dimwit, I’m The Elephant Man! I was famous when my movie came out, back in 1980, and I’d like some of your fashion advice. I want to start hitting the singles bar scene, but I need a hip wardrobe.
Ah, that empty oat bag over your head and the stupid floppy cap aren’t making it any more, huh?
You know, Blog Guy, I am not an animal! I am a human being!
Yeah, yeah, save it for the chicks at the bar, okay? I suggest you check out this outfit from a recent international fashion show. Gold lamé, fancy eye slits…
That’s perfect! It will bring out my best features!
Exactly. And, if there ever is a MRS. Elephant Man, here on the left is a little number for her, too.
Great! I’m heading over there now to grab everything I can!
Be sure to take your trunk.
Now that was just a cruel thing to say, Blog Guy…
A model presents a creation from Alexandre Herchcovitch’s collection during Sao Paulo Fashion week Winter 2011 in Sao Paulo, February 2, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker
A model presents a creation from Schipper/Argues collection at the 080 Barcelona Fashion show February 2, 2011. REUTERS/Albert Gea