Wanna turn the wipers on, Blog Guy?
Blog Guy, summer is right around the corner, you know. You and the missus got big vacation plans?
The usual. A nice road trip.
Not another road trip! In that rusted-out car with no windshield? The one that’s up on blocks in your yard?
Don’t knock it. We love the feel of the wind coming in on our faces.
But wouldn’t you like a nicer car? Maybe one with a hood?
Nah, this is just fine for us.
Wouldn’t you enjoy one of those GPS navigation systems?
Not really. We pretty much know the whole yard, and the wife has a Texaco map.
Looks like it’s in Arabic.
Yeah, I didn’t say it was a map of OUR yard. Or that she could read it.
You know, not to be critical, but I see you’ve still got that old empty paint can on the roof of the car.
Yep. I might knock it off before this trip, though. Maybe improve the gas mileage.
Opposition supporters sit in a burned out bus on the front line near Tahrir Square in Cairo, February 8, 2011. REUTERS/Suhaib Salem