Climb faster! We got a plane to board!
Blog Guy, I can’t remember the name of it, but you blogged about some city you called the “goofiest spot on earth.”
I’d love to see a place that’s that goofy, but I worry about getting there. Do they have a good airline?
Do they? Siberia’s Acme Airlines and Pedicures is state-of-the-art! Check out this photo of a ground crew refueling one of their planes for takeoff.
Uh, what’s up with those flames?
Just a little fuel spillage. Don’t look out the plane window if it bothers you.
What about their passenger terminal? My comfort is important to me when I travel.
Then you’ll love Acme. Say so long to tedious old boarding ramps, and say hello to convenient new “Vertical Access Enablers.”
I notice they have separate um, enablers to the first class and economy sections. Are all the enablers the same?
Of course not. The first class ones have been de-iced.
Top: Firefighters use a foam gun to extinguish a fire during a joint training exercise between the Emergency Ministry and airport services at Yemelyanovo airport in the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, February 10, 2011.
Left: Rescue workers enter a plane during an evacuation drill.
REUTERS photos by Ilya Naymushin