News, but not the serious kind
The key to a great Valentine?
Blog Guy, I really need your help with a relationship problem. I’m pretty sure my girlfriend is stepping out on me.
Yeah. You know what I mean…
No. So anyway, here’s a photo of her new shoes, which she wore when she left the house yesterday.
Those are just very stylish. They don’t prove anything.
Yeah? It was 8 a.m. and she was going to the store for cigarettes.
Your girlfriend wears shoes like that AND she smokes? Sorry pal, you may really have a problem.
I recommend you buy her one of these outfits from the recent Barcelona Fashion Show. Lots of personal security locks, if you take my meaning.
Thanks for the advice. I’ll give it to her as a Valentine’s Day gift tonight, while we have our evening cocktails.
Wait. Your girlfriend wears shoes like that AND smokes AND drinks cocktails AND fools around? Is she on Facebook?
Top: A model presents a creation from the Cynthia Rowley Fall/Winter 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week February 11, 2011. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson
Right and left: A model presents a creation from the Schipper/Arques collection at the Barcelona Fashion Show, February 2, 2011. REUTERS/Albert Gea