Comments on: The key to a great Valentine?

By: Shra

Shra — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 09:25:14 +0000

I cant help but notice that one of the locks is directly attached to a zip on the front of the outfit….

I have no idea what to make of it….

By: fwd079

fwd079 — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 08:22:59 +0000

Chastity belt has been replaced by “locks of zombies”. hmmm

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:53:39 +0000

I like the outfit, but those shoes make my toes hurt just looking at them.

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:36:19 +0000

I pity her if she needed an emergency bathroom break!

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:00:05 +0000

@gmarc: welcome back to the blog:) If his girlfriend really is cheating, he should toss the girlfriend and her cigarettes, have a doughnut and smile all the way to work.

By: gmarcTexAtty

gmarcTexAtty — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:41:10 +0000

You should have your girlfriend toss the cigarette habit and do 100 push-ups before 7am so she’s ready to head to the job with muscle tone and adreneline by 8 am.

By: Jill1976

Jill1976 — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:37:04 +0000

Really think that a stainless steel one would be better, http://www.lockedinsteel.com

By: sarabelle

sarabelle — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:35:31 +0000

@Shra – those shoes are pretty awesome, though I wouldn’t want to wear them more than about ten minutes! (Maybe cheating in those shoes is an extra bonus…I don’t think they’d stay on very long – or if they did, standing may not be necessary ).

By: sarabelle

sarabelle — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:32:02 +0000

Now the time has come
Jump on the haiku wagon
Even though I suck

Lines for Valentine’s
Skanky cheater shoes
Inappropriate

Locks on a hoo-ha
Put the key in and turn it
Where’s the CLP?

By: Malteser

Malteser — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:03:04 +0000

I offer a beginner’s haiku…Did I get the syllables right?

“Curvaceous model,
but she’s locked behind padlocks…
Could not find the keys!”