When celebrities cut their own hair…

February 16, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m tired of striking out with the chicks. What do those big Hollywood stars have that I don’t have? Can you let us in on some of their secrets?

glamour combo 320Sorry, I’m not supposed to reveal any of them.

Come on. It’s not like anybody else will see it here in your blog.

Okay. It’s mostly their hair. You take a big star like Sean Penn, he pays fifteen, maybe twenty bucks for a haircut, plus a tip.

Twenty bucks? No!

glamor penn smoking 240Yeah, plus the big stars have folk in their entourage that do nothing but make sure they look good in public.

So that’s it? Just the hair?

Not exactly. It’s a whole package thing. These entourage people, they go everywhere with the stars, making the most of their rugged good looks and helping them project the right image.

Regular guys, like you and me, we don’t have that going for us.

Blog Guy, are you sure this is what gets them the chicks?

No, come to think of it, it might just be their fricking money.

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Top: U.S. actor Sean Penn gestures during a news conference in Vienna February 15, 2011. Penn is promoting the Haitian Relief Organization Power of Hope in Austria. REUTERS/Lisi Niesner

Right: U.S. actor Mickey Rourke smokes a cigarette during a red carpet event at the Venice Film Festival, September 5, 2008. REUTERS/Denis Balibouse

Right: Actor Gerard Depardieu arrives on the red carpet for the screening of the film “Fair Game”, in competition at the Cannes Film Festival, May 20, 2010. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier

Left: Actor Sean Penn smokes a cigarette during a news conference in Berlin, February, February 14, 2011. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz

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Apparently smoking can be hazardous to your hair.

I really enjoy Gerard Depardieu attempting to remake the classic movie Weekend at Bernies, with him as the corpse (as seen in the photo). Now that’s method acting.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

When will they learn that smoking does not attract chicks like moi!!
Not that I would want to be attracted to any of these guys anyways…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Cool hairdos, but… oh well, there’s no way the rest of my comment will make it past Mr. Spam Filter. ) :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

@Nosmo: you’re on a roll today:)

The cigarettes are really a smoke screen. An effort to hide their hair. I find my paper bag to be a much simpler option when I am out in public. It doesn’t set off smoke alarms, either.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

hahahahaha RB, that’s actually even better this way!! :D :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Hmmm, I wonder why Mickey hasn’t taken off the makeup he was wearing for Ironman II. Wait – maybe it’s the other way around, and he didn’t need any makeup for that part.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

Do you notice how you never see good-looking guys with diy haircuts? Just saying …

Posted by BethyB | Report as abusive

I do my own hair cut although it’s not that difficult when all I do is buzz it all off.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

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@unca: Having “shed tonnage”, could you pass on your dieting secrets? I’m having just a piqueno problemo getting into my Oscar gown…. It’s a size 5 and my big toes hurts when I try to step into the frock.

Posted by ladylala | Report as abusive

I think some guys can really carry off a shaved head…
for example: Jason Statham….

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

DIY haircuts are a bad thing? Rubbish. I’ll hand the scissors to someone else.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive