When celebrities cut their own hair…
Blog Guy, I’m tired of striking out with the chicks. What do those big Hollywood stars have that I don’t have? Can you let us in on some of their secrets?
Sorry, I’m not supposed to reveal any of them.
Come on. It’s not like anybody else will see it here in your blog.
Okay. It’s mostly their hair. You take a big star like Sean Penn, he pays fifteen, maybe twenty bucks for a haircut, plus a tip.
Twenty bucks? No!
Yeah, plus the big stars have folk in their entourage that do nothing but make sure they look good in public.
So that’s it? Just the hair?
Not exactly. It’s a whole package thing. These entourage people, they go everywhere with the stars, making the most of their rugged good looks and helping them project the right image.
Regular guys, like you and me, we don’t have that going for us.
Blog Guy, are you sure this is what gets them the chicks?
No, come to think of it, it might just be their fricking money.
Top: U.S. actor Sean Penn gestures during a news conference in Vienna February 15, 2011. Penn is promoting the Haitian Relief Organization Power of Hope in Austria. REUTERS/Lisi Niesner
Right: U.S. actor Mickey Rourke smokes a cigarette during a red carpet event at the Venice Film Festival, September 5, 2008. REUTERS/Denis Balibouse
Right: Actor Gerard Depardieu arrives on the red carpet for the screening of the film “Fair Game”, in competition at the Cannes Film Festival, May 20, 2010. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier
Left: Actor Sean Penn smokes a cigarette during a news conference in Berlin, February, February 14, 2011. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz