Go ahead, I’ve seen worse… Well, maybe not…
Blog Guy, what is your policy on negotiating with extremists?
Your policy. Now that you qualify as a Senior Blogger, you have to take some shifts directing counter-terrorism tactical units. You didn’t see that in the Facebook Network rules?
No, I guess I just clicked on AGREE, like everybody else. But I’ll tell you this, I will never negotiate with extremists. We will not compromise.
So what kind of heinous group are they from, anyway, and what are they threatening to do?
They are average people from Belgium, threatening to take off all their clothes in public.
The MONSTERS! Have they no humanity?
They are down to their underwear and shoes, and they are prepared to go the rest of the way.
Ewwwwwwwwww. Naked average Belgians? Just give them what they want. Um, what is that, by the way?
Everyone on earth will have to speak whatever it is they speak in Belgium, eat only Brussels sprouts and read nothing but Tintin comics. Hercule Poirot will replace Sherlock Holmes in all media.
But then they will keep their underclothes on?
Okay, I can live with that.
Top: Belgian actress Marijke Pinoy takes part in a mass striptease as a symbolic protest against Belgian politicians in central Ghent February 17, 2011. Belgium has failed to agree on a new government 249 days since a June parliamentary election, a new record in political deadlock.
Left and right: Belgians take part in mass striptease.
REUTERS photos by Francois Lenoir