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February 18, 2011

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Blog Guy, what is your policy on negotiating with extremists?

My what?

BELGIUM/Your policy. Now that you qualify as a Senior Blogger, you have to take some shifts directing counter-terrorism tactical units. You didn’t see that in the Facebook Network rules?

No, I guess I just clicked on AGREE, like everybody else. But I’ll tell you this, I will never negotiate with extremists. We will not compromise.

So what kind of heinous group are they from, anyway, and what are they threatening to do?

They are average people from Belgium, threatening to take off all their clothes in public.

The MONSTERS! Have they no humanity?

They are down to their underwear and shoes, and they are prepared to go the rest of the way.

extremist belgium 260Ewwwwwwwwww. Naked average Belgians? Just give them what they want. Um, what is that, by the way?

Everyone on earth will have to speak whatever it is they speak in Belgium, eat only Brussels sprouts and read nothing but Tintin comics. Hercule Poirot will replace Sherlock Holmes in all media.

But then they will keep their underclothes on?

Yes.

Okay, I can live with that.

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Top: Belgian actress Marijke Pinoy takes part in a mass striptease as a symbolic protest against Belgian politicians in central Ghent February 17, 2011. Belgium has failed to agree on a new government 249 days since a June parliamentary election, a new record in political deadlock.

Left and right: Belgians take part in mass striptease.

REUTERS photos by Francois Lenoir

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Now we all know the real reason JustCam never mentions his brother.

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive
 

Now if only there were some good looking Mr.Fab Abs… more deadlock please!!! :D

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

If hitting 25,000 members on your Facebook network qualifies you as Senior Blogger does hitting 100,000 make you the Omnipotent Overlord of the Entire Blogging Universe? Where you will know all our comments before we go to post them? Where people will make goofy faces during sacrificial doughnut ceremonies in your honor? Where nothing newsworthy will be serious? How awesome would that be? :D

In the meantime though, nekky old Belgian people, not so awesome.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Thanks, Peachy. You’re assuming my brother wears underwear? :P My siblings have been providing humor fodder to the OE blog for years.

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

First off, I thought that was Eugene “Toilet head” Johnson.

Second, they kind of take the tease out of striptease….

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive
 

@unca … LOL! Blog everything, it’s Friday! ;-)

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

TBIF?

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive
 

Hey Cam, are any of those nekkid Belgians your sister?

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

@Unca, is ‘blog’ gonna have to be added to George Carlins list of seven words not allowed to be said on television?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Just blog it. Blog it all!

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive
 

@Nosmo … No, she’s protesting from home.

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

in the background of the photo with Mr. Average Belgian’s interview, what is the lady in the red coat looking at?

whatever it is, I don’t think she approves. “What is seen can never be unseen”

so…thanks?

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive
 

They should have taken the time to choreograph it and done the striptease to music. Would have made it more memorable and less terrifying. Maybe they could have used “The Muffin Man” song?

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Look, I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson from this: never go to a strip club if you’re in Belgium.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

from the looks of the locals, the food must be pretty good Spin :P

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive
 

Belgians make the best fries/chips in the world. Cooking them in horse fat is the key…

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

Damn you photographer, should have waited till red turned towards you! :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

I will remember to ask what the chips are made in when I go to Amsterdam this weekend… may just have to pop into a strip club to get the nekid Belgian out of my mind…

Uncac: Muffin tops.. LOL!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

No, No it is the waffles of choice that is overflowing. No government? Well, it is Belgium what do they need a government for? What would they do? Eat breakfast all day?

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