You ever try flossing, Catherine?
“Michael, hold still so I can see myself in your fancy sunglasses. Do I have something between my teeth? I can feel it…”
“Ewwwww, Catherine! I told you not to have that spinach quiche for breakfast! Cripes! There’s a huge chunk of green stuff hanging out of your mouth!”
“Shut up! Is this it? Did I get it all?”
“Yeah, you got most of it. Looks like there’s also some gristle wedged in there from that steak you had last night.”
“You got a lot of room to talk, Michael. Get a load of that dandruff all over your sweater. You ever think about using shampoo?”
“Say, are you as turned on as I am right now, Catherine?”
Actors Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones talk as they attend a showing of the Michael Kors Fall/Winter 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week February 16, 2011. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson