Your eyelids are getting heavy, and it’s not just the makeup
Lamar, we’ve got another fashion show today and our finances are still in the toilet. Do you have any new ways to save money?
You bet I do, Boss. I’ve been hypnotizing the models backstage while I put on their makeup.
See, they’re out on the runway right now under hypnosis, and afterward they won’t remember they did anything, so we won’t have to pay them.
I don’t know about this, Lamar. Is it legal?
It’s a gray area, Boss. Check it out. “Tiffany, watch the makeup brush go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…
But Lamar, the hypnotized girls look very much like the zombies we used to use, so why don’t we just get them again?
It’s a whole lot harder to clean up after the zombies, Boss.
Well, okay Lamar, but only if you’re absolutely sure you know how to bring them out of it.
Huh? What does that mean, Boss?
Top: A model presents a creation from the Dennis Basso Fall/Winter 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week, February 15, 2011. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson
Left: A model gets made up before presenting creations by designer Hannibal Laguna during the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2011 show, February 19, 2011. REUTERS/Susana Vera
Right: A model presents a creation from the Christian Cota Fall/Winter 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week, February 16, 2011. REUTERS/Eric Thayer