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February 21, 2011

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Lamar, we’ve got another fashion show today and our finances are still in the toilet. Do you have any new ways to save money?

hypnisis fashion vertical 220You bet I do, Boss. I’ve been hypnotizing the models backstage while I put on their makeup.

See, they’re out on the runway right now under hypnosis, and afterward they won’t remember they did anything, so we won’t have to pay them.

I don’t know about this, Lamar. Is it legal?

It’s a gray area, Boss. Check it out. “Tiffany, watch the makeup brush go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…

But Lamar, the hypnotized girls look very much like the zombies we used to use, so why don’t we just get them again?

It’s a whole lot harder to clean up after the zombies, Boss.

hypnosis fashion this 240Well, okay Lamar, but only if you’re absolutely sure you know how to bring them out of it.

Huh? What does that mean, Boss?

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Top: A model presents a creation from the Dennis Basso Fall/Winter 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week, February 15, 2011. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson

Left: A model gets made up before presenting creations by designer Hannibal Laguna during the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2011 show, February 19, 2011. REUTERS/Susana Vera

Right: A model presents a creation from the Christian Cota Fall/Winter 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week, February 16, 2011. REUTERS/Eric Thayer

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Is wearing faux fur still a faux pas? Wait! Don’t answer that. I know Shra has her taser warmed up, and is itching to use it.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive
 

Besides, the Zombie models eat the brains of the audience, resulting in an excess of fashion designers and critics.

Posted by inebgreen | Report as abusive
 

At least, they dont look malnourished…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Either that photo is the wrong way up and the model is having her make-up applied while hanging upside down, or she is justifiably wondering what the heck just happened to her hair.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

I’m so glad to see first zombie…at least someone is ashamed of their jobs :D :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

Is that a doughnut she has hidden in her hair?

Is she Hulga’s sister or Cam’s sister?

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Number 3 appears to be wearing a giant snake.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

Very astute observation there, CG…
I think it could be a really long lizard, posing as a snake.. you know faux snake?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

I think we’ve all been hypnotized by reading this blog. Wake me up when it’s over. Who are these people? Why do I have this intense craving for doughnuts? :-O

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

2nd pic reminds me of a particular part in the movie, starring Cameron Diaz, “There’s Something About Mary”. At one point her hair stands on end like the girl in the picture.

I doubt the model used the same…hair-raising(?) agent for her hairdo as Mary did in the movie…

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

Malt, very funny that you should mention that… I saw “There’s Something About Mary”, last night… and the hair raising part was quite ..umm…. hair raising :D

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Mary was very surprised when her headlice, in order to further their demands for a democractic homeland, detonated a tiny thermonuclear device on her head.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

What a coincidence Shra..hehe ;) That part is absolutely hilarious…at least I laughed a lot. Then again I laugh at anything. Even at these blogs…so. ;)

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

The question is, do you laugh at these blogs with or without medication, Malt?? :D

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Where should I classify medi-donuts?

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

@Spin & Unca:
Great, give me my share and set me up then! ;)

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