Models with low sylph-esteem?
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I want to find a job.
What’s been holding you back, if I might ask?
Well, I’ve had a run of bad luck that left me pretty skinny. First, I fell asleep on the liposuction machine and it ran all night, and then I got a tapeworm….
Gosh. I suppose maybe you could…
I’m not finished with my sad story. Then I got lost in a cave for six weeks without any food. When I finally got out, I was rescued by a weight loss club.
Rescued by dieters? Ouch!
They were vegans, too, as luck would have it…
That’s quite a tale. Have you considered modeling for one of the big fashion houses?
You don’t think maybe I’m too thin to be attractive?
Trust me, once they slap some sexy black lingerie on you, you’ll have to beat the guys away with a stick. I mean, if you can lift one…
A model wears a creation by Mark Frost during his Autumn/Winter 2011 collection show at London Fashion Week February 21, 2011.