Best of all, there’s nothing to tuck in
Hello Mr. Henderson, I’m Jimmy. I’m here to take your daughter out.
What? My outfit? It’s the latest thing. I bought it right off the floor at a major fashion show.
Yep, this beauty is part of the Fall/Winter collection. I suppose I should add a hat during the winter.
Oh please, Mr. Henderson, NOBODY wears shirts anymore! Don’t be so bourgeois!
See, without a shirt it’s much easier to reach these two shoulder holsters here. That’s a real plus when the police come after me.
Well, no, the holsters are empty right now because there’s some problem with my gun permit application. Who knew they’d go all the way back to my grade school records, anyhow?
No, of course I don’t mind waiting for Debby out on the porch, Mr. Henderson.
Uh, Debby does know I’m here, right?
Oh Mr. Henderson?
It’s cold out here…..
A model displays a creation for Spanish designer Carlos Diez’s Fall/Winter 2011 show during Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week February 22, 2011. REUTERS/Juan Medina