Comments on: Is this the express line? News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 By: Shra Mon, 28 Feb 2011 11:19:42 +0000 JC, liked the way you started that comment with the dinosaurs, I am sure Mr.Thunder Thighs appreciates you remembering them…
Nah, wont tase.. you didn’t teach…so no tasing…
also, my taser is on the charge… will be some time before it’s functional..

By: ladylala Sat, 26 Feb 2011 22:42:19 +0000 @jclimacus, onedoor: thanks for your heroic roadside measures to help me out of my confused crisis. In case you give a darn, you accomplished bupkis. I’m as lost as before, only loster. (Shutup, Spin. Where were you when I needed you?)

By: Onedoor Sat, 26 Feb 2011 13:32:35 +0000 @lady: would love to help; but I generally know nothing and it seems to work best for me that way.

@Doc: still chuckling.

@unca & jc: get one of those little robot vacuums that bumps into your furniture and turns around in circles. Attach the anklet thingy to that, turn it on, and go about your business. Not that I would know about that or anything…

By: DoctorDoll Sat, 26 Feb 2011 12:11:41 +0000 I wonder, if one orders the breast-milk icecream, and it isn’t ready yet, do they give one a pacifier until it is ready?

By: ladylala Sat, 26 Feb 2011 00:06:12 +0000 O K. This an unabashed cry for help. I have NO idea what’s going on in this post. Please, yank at any little loose thread and help me in.

By: rcbasler Fri, 25 Feb 2011 17:52:30 +0000 Unca, you guys ARE under house arrest, right?

By: GeorgiaPeach Fri, 25 Feb 2011 17:33:40 +0000 at my last job, everybody was told, “Don’t use the milk in the fridge…it’s Lori’s.” There were a few guys who didn’t fully understand that statement

…or maybe they did.

By: DoctorDoll Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:52:35 +0000 ***
Um, I would like to order . . . um . . . a Baby Gaga.

What size, Dearie? A, B, C, or D?

A, I guess.

That’ll be 46 pounds, even.

46? The sign says 23!

That’s for one, Dear. You have to buy two.

Here you go, Doll. Two D-cups.

Thank you. Hey! This tastes like onion!

Oh, dear! Well, you see, the milk is flavored by what was eaten before . . . milking. We must have mixed up the cream for ice cream and chip dip. . . . Would you like some chips to go with that? Only another 23 pounds?

By: DoctorDoll Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:50:21 +0000 An enterprising burglar would raid the fridge at the local hospital’s obstetric ward.

By: Shra Fri, 25 Feb 2011 10:59:00 +0000 One newspaper article in the BBC said, the women were offered £15 for every 10 ounces of breast milk produced..
One said “I dont see what is wrong in using my assets to get an extra bit of cash”….