It’s all Kate, all the time…
Blog Guy, where is a good place to go for coverage of Kate Middleton, that fiancée of Britain’s Prince William?
You even have to ask? My blog is all Kate, all the time. One-stop shopping. She appeared at a couple of events this week, and by my count we got 97 new photos of her. I’m sorry it wasn’t 100, but we’ll try to do better.
I’ll be the judge of that. So I have some questions. I’ve heard that she wears so much hair spray that her hair never moves.
Not true. As you can see above, It’s blowing nicely in the wind at a lifeboat dedication ceremony.
That’s good to know. I’ve also heard rumors that she never wears shoes.
Again, totally false. Look, we got a photo just of her shoes, just to help dispel such mean-spirited scuttlebutt.
Thanks for clearing that up. Another thing. People say she can’t hold her liquor.
Sadly, that could be true. I see she took a bottle of champagne and vandalized a lifeboat with it. Oh well…
And one last thing for now. Is it true she sometimes hangs out with men in ornate, frilly costumes?
What do YOU think? This IS Britain we’re talking about, right?
Top: The wind blows as Britain’s Prince William (UNSEEN) and his fiancée Kate Middleton, attend a Naming Ceremony and Service of Dedication for the Royal National Lifeboat Institution’s (RNLI) new Atlantic 85 Lifeboat, the ‘Hereford Endeavour’, at Trearddur Bay Lifeboat Station, in Trearddur Bay, Anglesey in north Wales, February 24, 2011. REUTERS/Dylan Martinez
Upper left: Middleton, arrives for the ceremony. REUTERS/Dylan Martinez
Right: Middleton pours champagne over the ‘Hereford Endeavour’, during the ceremony. REUTERS/Dylan Martinez
Lower left: Middleton visits St. Andrews University in Fife, Scotland February 25, 2011. REUTERS/Toby Melville
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