Welcome to our model town…
(to the tune of Petula Clark’s “Downtown“)
When you want lookers
But you can’t afford hookers
Here’s the place to go, Gown Town
You’ll be a hero
‘Cause they’re all a Size Zero
If you find them in, Gown Town…
Lamar, come into my office…
We seem to have a REALLY beautiful crop of models for the fashion show today, and I don’t see anything wrong with them. Where did you find them?
I just drove the bus over to Gown Town and loaded it up. The gals there are happy just to have a bus ride, and we don’t even have to pay them.
Sure, Boss. It’s a little place just up the road where all the women are drop-dead gorgeous, and they wear beautiful clothes and stiletto heels even to go to the library. They enjoy nothing more than being stared at by slobbering imbeciles like you and me.
Lamar! This is wonderful news! I’m SO happy! Is this all true?
Nah, I’m only jerking your chain, Boss. Today’s models are really just skanky transvestites. I put some LSD in your coffee so you wouldn’t notice.
Oh. Lamar, is that a lizard coming out of your lunch box?
Top: Models present creations by Blumarine during the Autumn/Winter 2011 women collection show at Milan’s Fashion Week, February 25, 2011. REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini
Right: A model presents a creation from the Michael Kors Fall/Winter 2011 collection during New York Fashion Week, February 16, 2011. REUTERS/Brendan McDermid
Left: Models parade at the end of the Blugirl Autumn/Winter 2011 women collection show at Milan’s Fashion Week, February 24, 2011. REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini