News, but not the serious kind
You gonna talk, or you gonna draw?
Blog Guy, can you please settle some bets I have with my gynecologist’s haberdasher?
Sure, I’m happy to pander to readers by settling stupid bets. What’s up?
Of all the world leaders, who has the fastest draw? I mean like if they were in a Wild West gunfight, you know.
Easy. That’s Russian Prime Minister Vladimir “Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’” Putin. When he says “go for it,” say your prayers.
But he’s only kidding, right?
Look at the photo above. Does it LOOK like he’s kidding?
Yikes! Okay, of all the world leaders, who has the worst dental problems?
These days, it’s Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. All he talks about are his toothaches, and how much he misses his former dental hygienist.
Wait a minute. How could one dental hygienist make that much difference?
Have you SEEN his former dental hygienist?
Wow. Next, of all the U.S. governors, which one has the smallest brain?
Gosh, there’s so much competition these days . When you say “smallest brain,” are you counting that governor who seems to have no brain at all?
Top: Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin gestures as he speaks to student representatives in Sochi February 26, 2011. REUTERS/Alexei Nikolsky/RIA Novosti/Pool
Right: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi shows his teeth during a news conference at Chigi palace in Rome, February 9, 2011. REUTERS/Tony Gentile
Left: Nicole Minetti during a meeting at the Lombardy regional headquarters in Milan January 18, 2011. The prosecutors’ document says that Minetti, a Lombardy regional official who was formerly Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi’s dental hygienist, recruited “a significant number of young women, who prostituted themselves with Silvio Berlusconi.” Minetti, who is also under investigation, denies the accusations. REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo