Just like Kate, only different…
Blog Guy, you gotta help me! I haven’t had a new photo of Kate Middleton for four days now. I need a fix, dude.
Hey, she’s Prince William’s fiancée. I don’t control her movements.
But why did you get us started if the supply was going to dry up? The first one was FREE!
It always is. Stop shaking.
Look, if you don’t have anything new of Kate, does she maybe have a SISTER? I’m really jonesing, man!
Yeah, I can show you a sister, if you’re cool with her wearing a huge red thing the size of a cow pie on her head.
I’ll take it! Anything else? What about somebody who LOOKS like Kate?
Well, here on the right is a woman we’ve described as a Kate Middleton lookalike. I guess she’ll do in a pinch.
Okay! Now have you got a Kate Middleton signature?
Yes, I’ve got a signature, but let me see your money first.
I’ll have the money in an hour, as soon as I hold up a convenience store. What else you got? Does Kate have a gerbil or a hamster? How about a picture of her toothpick? She must use toothpicks, right?
Top: Pippa Middleton, sister of the fiancée of Britain’s Prince William, Kate Middleton, attends the wedding of Katie Percy and Patrick Valentine at Alnwick Castle in Alnwick, England, February 26, 2011. REUTERS/Toby Melville
Right: Kate Bevan, a lookalike of Kate Middleton, poses for a photograph with a knitted toy inspired by the forthcoming royal wedding, at a toy fair in London January 25, 2011. REUTERS/Andrew Winning
Left: The signature of Kate Middleton, is seen in the book of condolence at the New Zealand High Commission, in central London, February 25, 2011. REUTERS/David Parker/Pool