Welcome back to Stupidville
Sure, there’s my sister Alice. She lives in Dallas.
Does Alice have a nice house in Dallas?
Nice? It’s a palace!
A palace in Dallas for Alice?
She even has a sculpture in the garden.
A sculpture? Of what?
I’m sorry to say, it’s a phallus.
Sorry? You harbor malice toward Alice’s phallus in Dallas?
Well, perhaps I am callous.
But I thought you also had a sister named Susie.
Yeah. The floozy. She carries an Uzi…
I have to go now, Blog Guy. You just keep on talking.
Actress Alice Braga poses at the premiere of her new film “The Rite” in Hollywood, January 26, 2011. REUTERS/Fred Prouser