Comments on: Welcome to Brassieres 101, ladies… http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/ News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.5 By: iflydaplanes http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407793 Fri, 11 Mar 2011 02:33:13 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407793 Goodbye my sweet sweet hottie in blue. You have crossed the threshold onto the second page to be slowly drawn away from memory. ===Sigh=== and I didn’t even get to learn your name.

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By: Malteser http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407745 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 10:53:38 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407745 Unca, I don’t know really, never met these fellows. I’m hoping they’d say something like that rather than ‘birds with an elongated neck’…get my drift?

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By: knit_nurse http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407720 Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:32:21 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407720 Well duh, everyone knows that babies come from the gooseberry bush where the storks leave them, Doc.

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By: Malteser http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407599 Tue, 08 Mar 2011 09:17:40 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407599 Hmm..Doctor… well they’d likely say babies come from “stretchable baby outlets”…

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By: DoctorDoll http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407590 Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:25:22 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407590 Today, on FML, someone described breasts as “just balls of fat with nerves.” Really. I, for one, would love to hear that person’s description of where babies come from.

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By: Shra http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407562 Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:30:40 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407562 I would have thought that is MORE than a signal to “Call her”… 😀

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By: rcbasler http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407558 Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:28:57 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407558 Shra, I suspect just walking around in that dress while carrying your bra is pretty much a signal to “Call me.”

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By: Shra http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407557 Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:26:32 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407557 Is the girl in green in the second pic, signalling to someone saying, “Call me”?

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By: Malteser http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407553 Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:41:11 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407553 Hmm… if all this happens at Brassieres 101, I wonder what kind of stuff goes on at the more advanced courses, Brassieres 201, 301…etc.

Few guesses:
– How to strap/unstrap bras with one hand only!(Particularly if some zombie cut your hand off with scissors!!)
– The art of matching bra colour to your sparkly dress colour.
– The elastic limit of bra straps (yes they are limited too).
– The ABC(DEF) of bra sizes – where an F is not a Failure and an A is not so great (literally).
– Busting the best bra myths, for instance: can a bra count down the days to your wedding? do man find women wearing bras padded with swarovski diamonds more attractive? etc.

Applications will be available shortly.
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By: ladylala http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/03/04/welcome-to-brassieres-101-ladies/comment-page-1/#comment-407527 Sun, 06 Mar 2011 18:24:56 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=59208#comment-407527 I think — yet again –we are missing the point here. This post is about the travails of today’s teacher. My Lamar has a hard slog of it, as you can see from the clueless charges under his tutelage. It’s impossible for an educator to be hands-on with every student but I’m sure my Lamar tries.

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