Comments on: Welcome to Brassieres 101, ladies…

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 02:33:13 +0000

Goodbye my sweet sweet hottie in blue. You have crossed the threshold onto the second page to be slowly drawn away from memory. ===Sigh=== and I didn’t even get to learn your name.

By: Malteser

Malteser — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 10:53:38 +0000

Unca, I don’t know really, never met these fellows. I’m hoping they’d say something like that rather than ‘birds with an elongated neck’…get my drift?

By: knit_nurse

knit_nurse — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:32:21 +0000

Well duh, everyone knows that babies come from the gooseberry bush where the storks leave them, Doc.

By: Malteser

Malteser — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 09:17:40 +0000

Hmm..Doctor… well they’d likely say babies come from “stretchable baby outlets”…

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:25:22 +0000

Today, on FML, someone described breasts as “just balls of fat with nerves.” Really. I, for one, would love to hear that person’s description of where babies come from.

By: Shra

Shra — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 14:30:40 +0000

I would have thought that is MORE than a signal to “Call her”…

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:28:57 +0000

Shra, I suspect just walking around in that dress while carrying your bra is pretty much a signal to “Call me.”

By: Shra

Shra — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:26:32 +0000

Is the girl in green in the second pic, signalling to someone saying, “Call me”?

By: Malteser

Malteser — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:41:11 +0000

Hmm… if all this happens at Brassieres 101, I wonder what kind of stuff goes on at the more advanced courses, Brassieres 201, 301…etc.

Few guesses:
- How to strap/unstrap bras with one hand only!(Particularly if some zombie cut your hand off with scissors!!)
- The art of matching bra colour to your sparkly dress colour.
- The elastic limit of bra straps (yes they are limited too).
- The ABC(DEF) of bra sizes – where an F is not a Failure and an A is not so great (literally).
- Busting the best bra myths, for instance: can a bra count down the days to your wedding? do man find women wearing bras padded with swarovski diamonds more attractive? etc.

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By: ladylala

ladylala — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 18:24:56 +0000

I think — yet again –we are missing the point here. This post is about the travails of today’s teacher. My Lamar has a hard slog of it, as you can see from the clueless charges under his tutelage. It’s impossible for an educator to be hands-on with every student but I’m sure my Lamar tries.