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Lamar, I’m at the end of my rope. We have to find cheaper models for our fashion shows. We’ve tried zombies, dead people, puppets….
What we need is a group of women who will make their own outfits, do their own hair and makeup, and strut the runway, all for free.
Relax, Boss, I’ve found exactly what you just described.
Who are they, Lamar? Who are these amazing, generous fashion angels?
The criminally insane, Boss.
Excuse me?
I just showed up over at the State Prison, signed 20 gals out on day passes, put ‘em in a dressing room with fabric and makeup, and voila!
Lamar, you’re a genius! But are they good models? Do they have a “Come hither” glance?
Uh, if by “Come hither” you mean, “Come one step closer and the bank manager gets it,” then they sure do, Boss!
You say you signed out 20 women, Lamar? I only see six or seven out on the runway.
Oh, that’s my bad, Boss. When I gave them the stuff to make their outfits, I shouldn’t have included scissors.
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Models present creations from the Vivienne Westwood Fall-Winter 2011/2012 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection during Paris Fashion Week March 4, 2011. REUTERS photos by Benoit Tessier
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Black crap on their lips? What, were they giving kisses to an exhaust pipe? Pic #2 – I’ve heard of pear-bodies, I’ve even seen a few, but that is ridiculous.
The one looks like she smooched with Eugene “TH” Johnson.
Lol!! The girl in the 3rd pic, actually says she loves crap…oh, I know, she’s Eugene’s better half…she definitely is better than Eugene….
Wait – is that an “I ‘heart’ Crap” button that girl is wearing? WTH?
Yay! Time travelling Victorian chimney sweep girlies! That explains the scrawniness AND the soot. Not the “I love crap” badge though…
Hooray! I just knew that my look would become popular someday!
She loves crap? Well, duh.
Yeah, talk about stating the obvious….
Wait a second…
There are 13 missing models from the state pen, and they have scissors?
Does that mean they are “running with scissors”?
Wenches without wrenches? How horrible!
Dave sees a pear in the second pic. I (unfortunately) see something a little more phallic. It’s a bit disturbing.
Is it just me or do they look like they have run over by Muammar’s Club Car?
Shame about the tyre marks all over their faces.
They are wearing the new Gene Simmons line of makeup: KISS of CRAP.
…I have two pair of scissors. One for each hand; but, I am not related to Edward…
awwee cute Zombies…NOT
One, you mean to say you can cut with both hands… that’s.. something!
Why fake facial hair on girl models when they can do with men in the first place is beyond me. Oh, and don’t tell me these clothes are meant for women hence modelled by women – I have yet to see women wearing phallic/pear-shaped clothes out on the road.
Hmm..then again, we haven’t got Wal-Mart in Malta.
Shra: don’t cut more than a tiny line with the left hand. It really does require thumb strength and coordination. Stabbing and running with scissors in both hands, is another story. Although the story doesn’t involve running from a stabbing:)
If new means weirder, then yes, Spin.. it is…
Unca, you are too kind!