Really? You’ve had no professional training?
What we need is a group of women who will make their own outfits, do their own hair and makeup, and strut the runway, all for free.
Relax, Boss, I’ve found exactly what you just described.
Who are they, Lamar? Who are these amazing, generous fashion angels?
The criminally insane, Boss.
I just showed up over at the State Prison, signed 20 gals out on day passes, put ’em in a dressing room with fabric and makeup, and voila!
Lamar, you’re a genius! But are they good models? Do they have a “Come hither” glance?
Uh, if by “Come hither” you mean, “Come one step closer and the bank manager gets it,” then they sure do, Boss!
You say you signed out 20 women, Lamar? I only see six or seven out on the runway.
Oh, that’s my bad, Boss. When I gave them the stuff to make their outfits, I shouldn’t have included scissors.
Models present creations from the Vivienne Westwood Fall-Winter 2011/2012 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection during Paris Fashion Week March 4, 2011. REUTERS photos by Benoit Tessier