Again with those goddesses from Neptune?
Blog Guy, I read something very strange recently, and I want to find out if it’s true. It was in a blog.
Then I’m guessing it is true. They monitor us bloggers pretty carefully for any sign that we’re deviating from what is factual.
Well, the blog I read said that 22 years ago a space ship crashed into a remote part of the Rocky Mountains. It carried a whole tribe of beautiful Neptunian goddesses, who began a new life here on Earth.
So far it sounds pretty reasonable to me. Go on.
It said they wear costumes made from polished gold tiles. They worship a queen who dresses in black with a cobalt blue cape, and they keep Earth men as their love slaves.
They drink fine bourbon, they eat nothing but barbecue and fried onion rings, and they never age.
It also said their mission on Earth is to ride roller coasters, catalog every Heckle and Jeckle cartoon, and “see what can be done about the Dutch people.”
Yes, all of this is perfectly accurate. Where are you going with this?
I just wanted to find out if they’re hiring.
Models present creations by designer Gareth Pugh as part of his Fall-Winter 2011/2012 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection during Paris Fashion Week March 2, 2011. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier