Maybe you can believe it, if it helps you to sleep…
Blog Guy, I think I’m going mad! I woke up this morning and the radio was saying something about a “U.S. President Taylor.” Who the hell is that?
Where have you been for the last two years, buddy? They were talking about President James Taylor.
The singer? But this can’t be!
Look, for my money he’s doing a much better job than any of the other singing presidents did.
Do you want to return to the days of President Streisand or President Dylan? And don’t even get me started on President Garfunkel.
Singing presidents? I must still be asleep.
Look, I watched Taylor’s news conference myself this morning. Taylor promised emergency relief for those natural disasters in California.
Fire and rain, of course. He also reaffirmed our support of Israel, telling them, “You’ve got a friend.”
Wait a minute, if this is all true, then…
What happened to President Socks?
Top and left: Singer James Taylor tries out the podium in the news briefing room at the White House after being presented the 2010 National Medal of Arts by President Barack Obama during ceremonies at the White House, March 2, 2011. REUTERS/Larry Downing
Right: White House first cat Socks hangs his paws over the edge of the podium in the media Briefing Room in a 1994 file photo. REUTERS