News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, I know you’ve helped others with their photo collections, and I hope you can do the same for me. I collect photos of famous people flipping pancakes.
That’s awesome. How many do you have?
More than 1,800, going back to a daguerreotype of Robert E. Lee flipping some in the mess tent at Gettysburg. So can you help me?
I probably can. Readers LOVE photos of people flipping pancakes. They sell like hotcakes.
See, I had hoped to avoid moronic comments like that.
Here are shots of presidential candidates Barack Obama and George Bush at pancake flipping events. Americans don’t like to see their politicians waffle at a time like that.
Waffle? See, if you have to keep doing that, then just forget about the…
And here, fresh from today, are shots of the wildly popular Kate Middleton, the fiancée of Britain’s Prince William, flipping pancakes before pouring champagne and making a nice French toast.
Oh please! Kate Middleton? Now you’re just pandering for cheap page views to your blog, right?
Maybe I am. Without regular shots of Kate, my blog traffic falls as flat as a…
Shut up, Blog Guy.
Top: The fiancée of Britain’s Prince William, Kate Middleton, flips a pancake during their visit on Shrove Tuesday to City Hall in Belfast March 8, 2011. REUTERS/Cathal McNaughton
Left: Democratic presidential candidate and Senator Barack Obama catches a flipped pancake at a breakfast for military families and veterans in Sioux Falls, South Dakota June 1, 2008. REUTERS/Rick Wilking
Right: Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush flips a pancake past his face in a pancake flip-off for candidates, January 31. Bush was on his second last day of campaigning in the runup to the February 1, 2000 New Hampshire primary. REUTERS
Lower left: Middleton smiles during a visit to the Youth Action Northern Ireland Centre, in Belfast, Northern Ireland March 8, 2011. REUTERS/Julien Behal/Pool