Scarlet women prowl the catwalk…
Lamar! Get your butt into my office!
What is it THIS time, Boss?
What is the deal with those models out there in today’s fashion show? Their faces are all bright red!
But Boss! Your memo said specifically you wanted redheads, so I replaced the lights in the dressing room mirrors with tanning lamps. I thought it worked out pretty well.
Lamar, you simpleton, I meant they should have red HAIR! If I had known you were this dense I would have worded it more carefully.
I hope there wasn’t anything else in the memo that you didn’t understand. As I recall, I also asked for some models with smoldering eyes…
Yeah. About that, Boss….
Models present creations by Dutch designers Viktor and Rolf as part of their Fall-Winter 2011/2012 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection during Paris Fashion Week, March 5, 2011. REUTERS/Gonzalo Fuentes