I’ve got you, under my skin…
Blog Guy, I really love that actress Julia Roberts. I think she’s so cool that I got a huge honking tattoo of her on my chest. Do you want to write about me?
Not unless you get about 80 more of them. Then you could match this newspaper vendor in Chile, who already has 82 of them and plans to get more.
Wow! He has 82 Julia Roberts tattoos?
Yep, all of them inspired by scenes from “Erin Brockovich.” I imagine if he twirls around really fast, it would be like watching the entire movie, only, you know, without Albert Finney in it.
But if I know your weird imagination, Blog Guy, there’s something more than just those tattoos that amuses you about this.
Indeed. If there’s a God in this world, one day Julia Roberts will be shooting a movie in Valparaiso, Chile, and she’ll wander off the set to buy a newspaper, and…
Top and left: Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic displays some of his 82 tattoos of actress Julia Roberts, in Valparaiso, Chile, March 9, 2011. Parserisas, 56, started getting tattoos of the actress after watching her film “Erin Brockovich”.REUTERS/Eliseo Fernandez
Right: Actress Julia Roberts poses with her Oscar at the Academy Awards, March 25, 2001. Roberts won the award for Best Actress for her role in “Erin Brockovich”.