News, but not the serious kind
No no no, I’m a rocket man…
Okay troops, listen up!
Some of you are new to using different kinds of rockets, so they’ve asked me, a Professor of Grenadery, to teach you some things.
Hey private! You wanna stop using your rocket to pound in that tent stake and come over here?
Now first you should know that…
Yo buddy! In the brown jacket! Do you REALLY want that RPG resting against your cheek? They CAN go off by accident, you know.
And that guy next to you. Why am I SO sure he’s gonna stub his burning cigarette out on the grenade he’s holding? This is gonna be fun to watch…
Now troops, that jet flying overhead is carrying the entire Royal Family, so don’t touch your triggers until… Lamar, WHAT did I just tell you? Lamar!
Top: A rebel holds a rocket-propelled grenade launcher (RPG) at a checkpoint in Brega, March 3, 2011. REUTERS/Goran Tomasevic
Right: A rebel fires a rocket at a Libyan air force jet loyal to Libya’s leader Muammar Gaddafi during a battle in the desert near Brega, March 2, 2011. REUTERS/Joel Silva/Folhapress