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March 11, 2011

fashion elevators combo 490

Okay Lamar, you’ve done some pretty strange stuff to save money on our fashion shows, but this time I’m totally confused.

FRANCE-FASHION/What the hell are we doing gathered here with the fashion press in a posh hotel lobby?

This is our FASHION SHOW, Boss! Every two minutes, a different model comes out of that elevator over there. Ding! Here comes another one!

But Lamar, those outfits are kind of decadent, and the models look pretty expensive. Surely this is costing us a fortune!

Nope, that’s the beauty of it, Boss. Ding! Yeah, right on time. It’s all free!

Free? What’s the secret, Lamar?

That’s the express elevator from Charlie Sheen’s penthouse. We can stand here as long as we want. They’ll keep coming out like clockwork, and the press thinks we staged the whole thing!

Admit it, Boss, I’m brilliant, right?

FRANCE-FASHION/Lamar, what happens if that elevator opens and instead of another floozy, Charlie Sheen himself comes out?

What if he starts ranting? Have you thought about that? Huh?

Okay ladies and gentlemen, that wraps up our show, let’s head for the exit as quickly as possible. Just leave your cameras and RUN dammit!

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Models present creations by U.S. designer Marc Jacobs as part of his Fall-Winter 2011/2012 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection for French fashion house Louis Vuitton during Paris Fashion Week, March 9, 2011. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier

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I’ll take what’s behind Door #3, please. :-)

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive

Thigh highs.. oh yeah! πŸ˜€

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Sorry, BG, can’t be creative today.. too lazy!!

How on earth do they get legs like those… someone please tell me!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Lady in grey looks like a Gestapo officer…is she an incognito Death Panel officer maybe?

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

I LOVE a girl who forgets to wear a uniform! πŸ˜€

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Elevator Fashion becomes the plummeting plethora of provocotive pleather with thigh highs.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

Is that Hulga? Nobody told me she has TWO fekrats! I must update my Christmas card list.

Posted by sarabelle | Report as abusive

So plastic coats will be the look next winter? I shall make a mental note to save myself some silage wrap. And perhaps some red oxide paint.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

Fashions shows. They’re about … WINNING…

Posted by skeres | Report as abusive

@Skeres: And here I was thinking that fashion shows were all about… SCHWIINNNGG!!

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive

Unca… I thought that too! See above. The visual cues to such overcoats are undeniable.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

Yes, Malt… you got your comment in there well before Unca!!! You are getting good.. πŸ˜‰

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Haha thanks Shra…was outdone twice already these past few days so I’m glad for once I was the one to post first about this gestapo thingy! πŸ˜‰ It’s not winning the lottery but it’s still fun. So, where’s the prize? DONUTS!!!!

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

Spin: Would model number 2 be the Gestapo officer or the one in high thighs? Also, what would that leave the model with, huh? Salmon Bars?!

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

I think SPin meant the Gestapo girl… that way, she will be left with the clothes she is wearing under the coat… if at all… you dont need to worry about the salmon bars.. BG/Lamar will take care of it…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Hmm if that’s the case, and she’s left with some Victoria-style secrets or biker-lingerie, then I’d send BG/Lamar away and take care of it personally! Unless of course, as is probably the case, all there is underneath is …. yeah – nothing. Zombified nothingness. In that case, they can salmon away for all I care! πŸ˜› And I guess the other dudes on the blog would agree.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

You may be over-thinking this, Malteser…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Malteser – are you sure you aren’t really Charlie Sheen?

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

Good point. They’ve never been seen together.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

I’ll sue you BIG for alluding I’m Sheen…

Lamar, send the next one up.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

“How on earth do they get legs like those… someone please tell me!!” compare/

My bet is BG went with the el-cheapo version, or used his kid’s copy.

Posted by ARJTurgot2 | Report as abusive