Give us a big smile, your majesty!
Say, Blog Guy, whatever happened to that coveted position you used to write about, the Queen of the Entire World?
I remember you used to tell us whenever someone new got the title, but that motorcycle chick in the gold lamé swimsuit and stilettos seems to have reigned for some time now.
Yeah, we’ve all been busy with other things, so thanks for reminding me. It turns out there is a very good new candidate for the title.
How does this sound? Blue knit bikini, billowing aqua cape and a giant feathered headdress….
What about her shoes?
Uh, looks like silver, with ferns shooting out of her ankle straps.
Well go ahead and crown her, Blog Guy! What the heck are you waiting for?
Oops. Hold on. Time out. There may be another last-minute contender, just back from Ash Wednesday services.
Top: A masquerader from the band “Planet Rock” parades on stage at Queen’s Park Savannah, Port of Spain, Trinidad, March 8, 2011. REUTERS/Andrea De Silva
Right: Model presents a creation by Mexican actor and designer Jose Maria Torre at the Mercedes-Benz DFashion show in Mexico City March 9, 2011. REUTERS/Henry Romero