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Hit Man Camp? Pass the lime bag, slimebag!
Blog Guy, what are some things to watch for if you suspect you’ve chosen the wrong summer camp?
Good question. This would be one example. The photo caption here says these things are latrines at a “drug hit men training camp.”
So are they all booked up for June, Blog Guy?
You’re not paying attention.
I’m saying if your camp’s restroom consists of a log-covered pit and a communal lime bag, and you’re hurrying off to handicrafts like Make Your Own Silencer, you may not be a happy camper.
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Excuse me, I’m new here at Hit Man Camp. Where’s the men’s room, please?
It’s over there, behind those bushes.
Oh, I thought that was the obstacle course.
In the afternoons, it is….
Mexican soldiers walk past latrines after a raid on a drug hit men training camp at the ranch La Leona near the municipality of Cuitlahuac in the state of Veracruz, March 14, 2011. The army seized AK-47 rifles, high-powered guns, grenade launchers, grenades and ammunition. REUTERS/Oscar Martinez