Hit Man Camp? Pass the lime bag, slimebag!

March 17, 2011

MEXICO/

Blog Guy, what are some things to watch for if you suspect you’ve chosen the wrong summer camp?

Good question. This would be one example. The photo caption here says these things are latrines at a “drug hit men training camp.”

latrine lime bag 240So are they all booked up for June, Blog Guy?

You’re not paying attention.

I’m saying if your camp’s restroom consists of a log-covered pit and a communal lime bag, and you’re hurrying off to handicrafts like Make Your Own Silencer, you may not be a happy camper.

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Excuse me, I’m new here at Hit Man Camp. Where’s the men’s room, please?

It’s over there, behind those bushes.

Oh, I thought that was the obstacle course.

In the afternoons, it is….

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Mexican soldiers walk past latrines after a raid on a drug hit men training camp at the ranch La Leona near the municipality of Cuitlahuac in the state of Veracruz, March 14, 2011. The army seized AK-47 rifles, high-powered guns, grenade launchers, grenades and ammunition. REUTERS/Oscar Martinez

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Oh, if only someone could have greased those logs so they started to roll when stepped on. Where are the leprechauns when you need them?

BG: I was so hoping for a good men in kilts photo. Lucky and Charlie the perverted leprechauns are not what I was hoping for today.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

The best achievers would then be allowed some privacy to take a bath… they’d simply remove the logs and voila…your bath is ready. Minus the water of course.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

eeeeeewwwwww :@

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Doubles as a burial pit for the “failures”. Brilliant!

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

That resort only got one star on Tavelocity.

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive

you really meant Travail-ocity, right CAM?

==RED

Posted by REDruin | Report as abusive

They get to lime their open-pit latrines? Man, I am so jealous!

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive

Hmmm…I see nothing there that would serve as a means to cleanse them. Figure there would be at least a pile of leaves yet there is not. Guess they didn’t go around shaking hands or giving high fives very often.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Sensitive naked flesh that close to lime? Ouchie!

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

I had to see this while I lunched…
Darn it, when am I ever gonna know to expect this!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

i would hate to think that is W-I-N-N-I-N-G Spin…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive