I’m not a princess, but I play one on TV
Blog Guy, it’s me, the dude who’s addicted to Prince William’s fiancée, Kate Middleton. I need another fix.
Sorry pal, she hasn’t been out in public recently. I can’t help you.
You must have something. You’re the one who got us all hooked. I need it real bad!
I was afraid of this. Okay, here are pictures of an actress and actor starring in a TV movie next month called “William & Kate.” Does that help at all?
I’ve never seen those people before. They’re not real actors.
They are so. She played Tiffany on “Days of our Lives” and he was Blond Russian #1 on “NCIS: Los Angeles.”
Oh sorry, I stand corrected. I was just afraid for a moment that this might be a low-rent, cheesy production made on the cheap to exploit the grotesque public interest in the wedding.
Look, I do feel your pain. I’ve dipped into my files, and here on the right is an actual photo of the real Kate for you.
Seriously? So, you got any more pictures of that cute actress?
Top: Actor Nico Evers-Swindell portrays Prince William and actress Camilla Luddington portrays Kate Middleton in the movie “William & Kate” in this undated publicity photograph. REUTERS/Jack Zeman 2011 Lifetime Entertainment Services, LLC, All Rights Reserved/Handout
Right: Kate Middleton reacts while watching racing on the final day of the Cheltenham Festival horse racing in Gloucestershire, western England, March 16, 2007. REUTERS/Eddie Keogh