Okay, who’s got my pajama top?
Lamar, get your butt into my office! Is there some kind of labor unrest out there? I don’t like that.
I’m all over it, Boss. Some of the male models are kind of skittish over security concerns.
Security? Whatever for?
There seems to be a feeling that our creations are total crap this year and that the crowd will get ugly.
But crap is all we produce, Lamar. Who’s complaining?
Oh, the guy who is wearing only pajama bottoms. He’s demanding that two thugs in bathrobes have his back at all times.
Sigh. Okay, Lamar. Anything else?
Yes. The model who’s wearing that tuxedo with short-shorts, he wants a bodyguard armed with something called a “Dane gun.”
A Dane gun? What do you think he’s afraid of?
I suppose he’s afraid of Danish people.
Well jeez, Lamar, who the hell isn’t?
Top left: A model presents a creation by Nigerian designer Okunoren Twins at the opening of the Arise magazine fashion show in Nigeria’s commercial capital, Lagos, March 11, 2011.
Top right: A model holding a fashionable dane gun at the show…
Bottom left: A model presents a creation at the show…
REUTERS photos by Akintunde Akinleye