News, but not the serious kind
Another tragic thinking mishap…
What is it this time, Boss?
There’s smoke coming out of that model’s hair out there on the runway! What’s wrong with her?
I guess that’s my fault, Boss. She was looking for something to read backstage, so I showed her those Reuters Analysis and Opinion things, on my iPad.
Not the ones intended for smart people! Don’t tell me you showed her THOSE!
Debusmann? That smart guy in the black turtleneck? Oh no! Then what?
Then she said, “My brain, it feels kind of funny,” and that’s when the smoke started coming out of her head. You think folks will notice?
Yeah Lamar, smoking brains always attract a crowd. Drag her off the runway now, and show her that Oddly Enough blog. It’s the only cure
You’re sure she won’t learn anything from that one, Boss?
Not a chance. They guarantee it.
A model presents a creation by Ukrainian designer Volodymyr Podolyan during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev March 18, 2011. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich