News, but not the serious kind
Tired of rooting through your purse, girls?
Okay marketing staff, as you know our regular fashions aren’t selling very well, which is why we’ve started inventing NEW articles of clothing and creating a demand.
You will recall that Lamar designed two such items, the Rube Tube and the Skank Top, which were runaway bestsellers. Lamar, what have you got to follow that up with?
Boss, this is our new purse. It’s slim, it’s sleek….
It’s empty, Lamar! It’s just a wire frame that won’t hold anything.
Exactly, Boss! It’s called the Hold Nothin’.
See, chicks hate when they have to rummage through their purse, or when they drop the thing and their personal junk falls out…. With the Hold Nothin’, those hassles are a thing of the past!
And there’s more! Since it’s see-through, it goes with any color they’re wearing. They don’t have to move stuff around to match a different outfit!
Lamar, I believe you may be the dumbest person on the face of the earth, but let me ask the obvious question, anyway.
If women DO carry the Hold Nothin,’ then where will they keep their credit cards, cell phones, lipstick, brushes and other crap?
I was waiting for that one, Boss. Allow me to present our whole new line of women’s clothes, The Big Pockets! Look, this first dress even comes with horses to drag the overflow…
Top and left: Models present creations by designer Vozianov during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev March 17, 2011.
Right: A model presents a creation by Ukrainian designer Elena Burenina during Ukrainian Fashion Week, March 17, 2011.
REUTERS photos by Gleb Garanich