News, but not the serious kind
Going out on a limb for readers?
Blog Guy, are you still doing those fantasy shots for your blog readers?
Yes, if they are interesting and have some artistic value. What are you looking for?
I’d like a shot of eight or nine chicks with long, shapely legs to die for, wearing stiletto heels.
Are you out of your mind? This isn’t that kind of blog! There would be no news justification whatsoever for a shot like that.
Oh. Well, what would it take, then?
Minimum, I’ll need to have a race car in the shot, to show reflections off the polished chassis and the intricate tire tread patterns. Then it would be artistic.
Yeah, whatever. Can you give me a mix of red and white stilettos?
Sure, I don’t see why not.
Grid girls pose for photos at a media event for the Australian Formula One Grand Prix in Melbourne March 22, 2011. REUTERS/Mick Tsikas
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