News, but not the serious kind
A walk in the park with an obvious narc?
Blog Guy, you used to blog a lot about the new fashions for police decoys, those guys who try to look like such tempting targets that criminals can’t resist going after them. But you haven’t shown us the new stuff for ages.
You’re right. I used to cover all the big decoy fashion trade shows. “Snare Wear,” “Con Com,” “Hook ‘em and Book ‘em…”
Then what happened?
Oh, I just got back from this year’s big decoy show, “Lure Couture,” in Kiev, and the hot new designs are just so effective it’s taken all the challenge out of it for the decoys. I mean, look at this dude here. Heck, I thought about robbing him myself!
He looks kind of angry.
That’s because all the other decoys just held him up backstage.
So he’s mad because they took everything?
No, he’s mad because after looking in the mirror, he was even planning to rob himself.
Wait. You said the “Lure Couture” show was in Kiev? I’m sure I read it was going to be in Las Vegas.
No, the Vegas show was just a decoy…
Modes present creations by Ukrainian designer Elena Burenina during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev March 17, 2011. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich