News, but not the serious kind
Learn touch typing the fun way?
Okay designers, you know the problem. Despite the incredible popularity of computers, a high percentage of men aren’t learning to use a keyboard properly.
We need to teach men to type using the standard QWERTY method, named after the first six letters in the top row. Lamar, you said your group has made some progress?
You bet, Boss. Let me present the QWERTY Shirty, a keyboard blouse designed to hold a guy’s attention long enough to teach him.
But Lamar, won’t that invite stupid pickup lines from the guys? “So, where do you live @ young lady? Let’s go for happy hour at the SPACE BAR. I’ll start us a TAB. Come with me to ESCAPE.”
Ahem. May I continue, Boss?
Sorry Lamar. What about that other problem, guys who don’t know how to use a mouse?
That brings me to the Mouse Blouse, Boss….
You’ve done a great job here, Lamar, but what if the teacher still can’t attract their attention, even with a keyboard on her chest?
Well, I guess she could wear it on her asterisk…
A model presents a creation made with recycled materials during Ecofashion 2011 in Cali March 26, 2011. REUTERS/Jaime Saldarriaga