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Dispensing with Kate Middleton
Blog Guy, now that Prince William’s royal wedding is less than a month away, what’s the strangest souvenir you’ve seen so far?
That would be this set of PEZ dispensers, one of which features the prince. The candy comes out where it usually does, I guess.
Who’s that female person on the other dispenser?
Um, that looks like Morticia, from the Addams Family, with a mouthful of mashed potatoes she hasn’t swallowed yet, and….
You’re a total moron, Blog Guy. According to your own photo caption below, that’s William’s fiancée, the wonderful Kate Middleton.
No way! It’s Morticia Addams with the potatoes…
Sigh. So do you know what flavors the royal wedding PEZ candies come in?
I would imagine traditional British dishes. Spotted dick, chip butty, toad in the hole, mushy peas and of course bangers and mash.
My God! You really think candy could taste like bangers and mash?
I don’t know, but it would certainly explain those potatoes Morticia refuses to swallow.
Top and right: A set of commemorative Pez dispensers, to celebrate the wedding of Britain’s Prince William and Kate Middleton, is seen in this handout photograph distributed by the company March 29, 2011. The dispensers will be auctioned on the Internet to raise money for a charity determined by the couple. REUTERS/PEZ AG/Handout
Lower left: Kate Middleton in Belfast, Northern Ireland, March 8, 2011. REUTERS/Niall Carson/Pool
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