Those cute ears will make a great trophy!
What’s up, Blog Guy? You look concerned about something.
I am. I just saw these photos of two panda cubs born in Spain.
They’re adorable! What’s wrong with that?
Did you miss the part where I said they are in SPAIN, the place where poor creatures are slowly tortured to death before slobbering, bloodthirsty crowds?
Why couldn’t these poor pandas have been born someplace safer, like Libya or Somalia?
I would bet that right now, behind closed doors at the Ministry of Animal Torment, in Madrid, they’re putting the finishing touches on the new sport of Panda Fighting, and designing a line of sissy outfits for “El Pandadors.”
OMG you’re right, Blog Guy. Now I’m worried, too. Is there anything we can do to stop them?
Yes. I’m putting together a team to parachute in, rescue the cubs, make our way to the Mediterranean and sail the pandas to safety on a special boat being built to my specifications. Who’s with me on this?
I am! What’s our boat made of, Blog Guy?
Sturdy, dependable bamboo.
Uh, Blog Guy?
Top and right: Spanish Queen Sofia poses with twin pandas at the Madrid Zoo & Aquarium, March 29, 2011. The pandas were born on September 7, 2010. REUTERS/Andrea Comas
Left: Spanish bullfighter Jose Tomas raises his arms with the bull ears trophy during a bullfight at the Monumental Bullring in Barcelona, September 27, 2009. REUTERS/Marti Fradera