How’d you make out with that socialite?
Johnson, get your butt into my office! Did you shoot those Paris Hilton events?
I sure did, Boss, I just got back.
So? Fill me in. Was it newsworthy?
I dunno. She mostly just made out with some guy.
Wait a minute, Johnson. She called the press in to watch her make out?
Yeah, I thought it was kind of nervy of her. He didn’t even try for second base.
Well, I’ll be! Maybe it’s the first time she’s ever been kissed?
No, I’m pretty sure she’s done it before, Boss.
How very strange. Did she do anything else?
She put a hat on, made a call on her shoe phone and left. Big waste of time, huh?
I’ll say. Give me an assortment of 20 photos, then you can take off.
TWENTY photos of THAT, Boss? Who on earth is gonna use that crap?
Oh, some stupid blog someplace may be having a slow news day. You never know in this crazy business, Johnson.
Top and left: Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton kisses Cy Waits during a promotional event for her shoe collection in Mexico City, March 29, 2011.
Right: Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton poses with shoes from her shoe collection during a news conference in Mexico City, March 29, 2011.
REUTERS photos by Henry Romero