Is that chewing tobacco on my carpet?
Sit down, Joe, I need to have a little talk with you.
Sure Boss, what is it?
I’ve heard reports that some of our lookalikes are fraternizing with the cutouts. I think you know we have a strict policy against that.
I can’t help myself, Boss. She’s just so tempting.
Then maybe you’re not cutout to be a lookalike, Joe.
But Boss! I’m the poster boy for lookalikes!
Well, you are a dead ringer for a dead player, I’ll give you that.
I sure am, Boss. I’m the – haaaaaarrrracchhhhhh – spitting image!
Don’t do that in my office again, Joe.
So what about the cutout, Boss? Have you reminded HER of your policy?
I sent her a carbon copy.
A Joe DiMaggio lookalike stands with a Marilyn Monroe cutout outside Yankee Stadium in New York before the Yankees’ Major League Baseball (MLB) American League opening day game against the Detroit Tigers, March 31, 2011. REUTERS/Mike Segar