News, but not the serious kind
When pensive gets expensive…
Okay Lamar, the big day has arrived! For once, we’re spending some real money on supermodels for our fashion show, and you’ll see what a difference quality can make.
Now, did you teach them the subtle moves I asked for?
You bet, Boss. Two of them have mastered the intricate “Stand on one stiletto, lift the other foot and smile” maneuver.
Bravo, Lamar! That may be the most complex move in the business! Perfecto!
Now, how about the next one, blowing endless air kisses while making each one look fresh, sincere and spontaneous?
Got it, boss. Look at her! The great ones make it seem so effortless.
And what about the biggie, Lamar? Did you drive home to them that they must never look serious, and never appear to be thinking about anything? Do they understand that?
They sure do, Boss. These chicks are…
Lamar! What’s up with that one? My God, what’s going on? She looks worried!
Gee Boss, I just told her Lagos is the largest city in sub-Saharan Africa, with more than eight million people and serious waste management issues…
Come here Lamar, and bring me one of those stilettos….
Top left: Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton poses during a promotional event for her shoe collection in Mexico City, March 29, 2011. REUTERS/Henry Romero
Other shots: Models pose during a media opportunity to celebrate the launch of the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Swim collection in West Hollywood, California, March 30, 2011. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni