News, but not the serious kind
The very, very best of March…
It’s time to reveal this blog’s 10 most popular items for the month of March.
It seems clear that my readers are a blogger’s dream. They are hungry for information, and not too particular about how accurate it is.
For example, they loved my report on the updated, modernized Bible, as well as the item about driving cars with only our minds.
The entertainment industry was also a big draw, as readers flocked to my report on Jennifer Aniston’s old fragrance and my pitch for a new sitcom starring Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson.
A careful analysis of the March statistics found that for some reason my readers love the word Middleton, so I will try to use it as often as possible in the future.
However, it would be a mistake to presume that Kate Middleton figured in more top 10 items than anyone else in March.
Sure, she did appear in two of them. But Lamar showed up in three…
2. Batter Up!
And the number one most popular item for March…
Top: Kate Middleton, the fiancee of Britain’s Prince William smiles as she leaves Hillsborough Castle in Northern Ireland March 8, 2011. REUTERS/Cathal McNaughton
Right: Middleton, flips a pancake during their visit on Shrove Tuesday to City Hall in Belfast, March 8, 2011. REUTERS/Cathal McNaughton
Left: Middleton, watches a tug of war match during a visit to the Greenmount Agriculture & Food College, in Antrim, Northern Ireland, March 8, 2011. REUTERS/Phil Noble