News, but not the serious kind
The best TV crime show on the heir?
So who’s got an idea for us to pitch? Lamar?
Well Boss, the public just can’t get enough of those crime scene forensic science shows.
Right Lamar, but they’ve all been done. Every possible gimmick has been used already.
All but one, Boss. Picture it.There’s a grisly murder in foggy London, Scotland Yard is totally baffled, and who do they call in? The Queen of England!
So the actual queen is a detective, Lamar?
Stay with me, Boss. We call it “Crime Scene Queen!” She’s regal, and she’s legal…
See, she carries all her detection stuff in that big pocketbook, and she has those corgi dogs to sniff out clues.
I love it, Lamar! What kind of gun does she carry?
Oh, the queen doesn’t need a gun, Boss. She knows judo.
Wow! Could she use nunchucks, too?
Nunchucks? That’s a bit hard to believe, Boss. Let’s keep it real.
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth is shown students examining a mock murder scene in a classroom, during a visit to City and Islington College, in north London March 30, 2011. REUTERS/John Stillwell/Pool